IF TITANIC WAS MADE IN INDIA

If Titanic was made in India , presentation would be little different  

Here are some points of  my imaginations  

1)As we Indian are just crazy for  prestige and statement  , There would be 10 times as many people on the ship were in Titanic . 

2) Trend of Indian movie  has to follow , There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain!

3) Now come to name of  Movie  something people just listen run across the theater  like "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya" 

4) India hero and Heroine  never die ,doesn't matter conditions are how bad , They would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villain would die in the first dip.

5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson. 

6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.